- CFUDPNW meetup = glorious. I love you all so much. Seriously.
- New nickname. What, you ask? "Hippo Hips". I have the most loving friends.
- While bagging up wine for a lady I asked, "Do you want the wang double bagged?"
- I saw Jesse. Little Jesse. Aw. Such the nice boy, offering to come visit me at work on XMas.
(And I got to hear about his mighty chain of deflowerment. Precious.)
- I want a taco. Right now. Or chicken fries. Excuse me while I go get food yes.