fuckbread. (tripmywire) wrote,
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Hello list of random events from the last few weeks!

- CFUDPNW meetup = glorious. I love you all so much. Seriously.

- New nickname. What, you ask? "Hippo Hips". I have the most loving friends.

- While bagging up wine for a lady I asked, "Do you want the wang double bagged?"

- I saw Jesse. Little Jesse. Aw. Such the nice boy, offering to come visit me at work on XMas.
(And I got to hear about his mighty chain of deflowerment. Precious.)

- I want a taco. Right now. Or chicken fries. Excuse me while I go get food yes.
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which jesse?
Little Jesse Elliot. :3
Crazy...
Johnny Damon=FAGGOT PIECE OF SHITE
Truer words have never been spoken.

I'm about to burn my "Johnny Is My Homeboy" shirt.
<3 <3 <3 i love you forever
<3
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